What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Joke

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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