Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Long joke Your such a downey

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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