- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Women's rights.

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