Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

People...

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What do you call two dog? dogs

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Your Mum is soo fat.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

im not food

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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