Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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