- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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