who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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