- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

I am very humble.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

womans rights...

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

penis. nuff said.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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