- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Im gay What about you

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Your so gay, that you like men!

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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