- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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