Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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field day?

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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no pun intended

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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