- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's your guys names?

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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