- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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