- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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