What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Smeg...

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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