- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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