- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

whats hairy and crys your mom

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do u call a cripple Biv

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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