- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Anthony sucks

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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