Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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