- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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