- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Your mom is so old she died

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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