- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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