- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the man die? He was old.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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