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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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