3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Justin's life

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Men

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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