- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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