What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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haha

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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whats 7+4? 74

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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