Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Thats what she said

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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