Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Horse.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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