Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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