- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

when debbie meets downer

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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