- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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