- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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