How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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