Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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whats black and large -me

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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