What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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arena football

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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