- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

who do we all like george goodburn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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