Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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