why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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