What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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minorities.....

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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