Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A sober Irish individual.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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