- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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