Rylan Clark

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Jews

This is funny.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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