Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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