- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

#Getweird

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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