Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

a blond girl walks into a bar

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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