- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

My dad

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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