If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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