What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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