- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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