- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

penis?

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

i found waldo.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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