- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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