What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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