What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

su algato es en fuego

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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