- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

I am very humble.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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