Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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