- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Racial Equality

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Pickles are moist.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

HELLO EVERYONE

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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