- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

How you know when dislextic

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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