- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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