- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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