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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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