- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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