- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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