what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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