why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

I went to school. Then I came home.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

minorities

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Penis

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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