I will create more jobs for americans

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Poop...

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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