why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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