My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Honk if you're Amish!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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