- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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