What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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