Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Tilt your screen back

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Peas

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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