- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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