whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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