- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock? Come in.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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